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Volume 1

Chapter 6

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I was able to recognize her the moment I saw her.

There was no way that I would mistake her for anyone else.

“Mitsuki Hisame…”

The name of the girl also called the Helping Cheeter slipped from my mouth.

Also known as Nekomimineko’s strongest female adventurer, and the character that could also be called the mercy of Nekomimineko.

Also known as an embodiment of Nekomimineko’s ideals, and the existence most loved by the Nekomimineko staff.

Her sleek black hair flowed down until her waist, and, as if in contrast, her skin was pure white. Her thin body wrapped in a white costume seemed as though it could snap at any moment, giving her presence an impression of ephemerality.

But, the moment you look at her expressionless face giving off an air of “don’t touch me and I won’t slice you”, you would instantly come to understand that she was not such a fragile existence.

On her perfectly shaped face to which even calling it beautiful would come off as cliched, her almond-shaped eyes encompassed a strength of will such that a single glance could cause one to shudder in fear, yet also a sense of mysteriousness that seemed to suck one in.

However, even her frighteningly perfect beauty was no more than a simple accessory adorning her identity.

More than anything, her most distinct characteristic lay directly above her artistically sculpted face.


–Proudly enshrined above her head, NECOMIMI!!


It was likely that the Nekomimineko staff had worked their socks off modelling cat ears in this game.

Born from those efforts were those extremely realistic yet adorable cat ears that twitch as if they had a life of their own.

Sometimes, rarely, they would also flap.

When surprised, they would fold flat.

If there was a sudden noise from somewhere, one of them would rotate towards it, and when it was trying very hard it ended up in a twist.

Most probably, the characters with cat ears had a specialized AI that controlled the motion of the cat ears. How naturally and precisely they moved could not have been the result of just following a character’s movements.

Joy, sadness, anger, fear, and surprise could all be expressed through the cat ears in this game, and in fact, a specialized AI chose appropriate expressions based on the situation.

Even if they had slacked off everywhere else, at least when it came to cat ears, the work of the producers was perfect, without a single fault to be found.

…Actually, you could say that it was more than perfect.

They were more adorable than any pair of cat ears in reality, yet did not lose their sense of realism.

And within them, combined with her character design and popularity, the cat ears of Mitsuki Hisame had been called the greatest or even the ultimate cat ears.

Quoting, “I can stare at them for a whole day and not get tired of them” “Just by seeing them I feel glad to be alive” “Whoa, these are some nice NEKOMIMI… sorry, NECOMIMI!” “In this field at least Nekomimineko must be at least 20 years ahead” “Calling these cute or adorable, none of you understand the true quality of these cat ears! The level of tech behind these is just unbelievable you know!? Look carefully! Look at its resolution and the design that makes full use of it, and think about just what kind of logic would be needed to make it move so naturally. You should study it carefully. See, you can tell just by looking! Technologically, the logic is, soft, and fluffy… so cuuute~ soo adorableee~~” “Marry me, Mitsuki!” “Actually, I want to marry these cat ears instead.” “They might be the scum known as the Nekomimineko staff, but I have to salute them for making these cat ears at least” “They said that it took them half a year to develop these cat ears, but I’ve been admiring them for an entire year” “With the tsun from her pride and aloofness, and the soft mofumofu sensation from touching her ears, this must be what tsunmofu is!” “I unconsciously tried to touch it and was killed ten times over by the Cheeter, but thinking back it was a good memory” “I just want to caress them all day.”

I personally didn’t have any extreme interest or fetish in cat ears, but Hisame’s cat ears did have something that made me want to try touching them even if I did get sliced to death.

Some kind of strange magic that seemed to suck you in before you realise…


Without realizing, I must have been gawking at her cat ears, but Train Girl called me back to my senses.

I took a good look, and, in front of me, Hisame’s expression had not changed one bit, as she continued to stare at me. However, the cat ears on her head were slightly bent, showing displeasure… so cuuute~ soo adorableee~~. …Now’s not the time for that! Just how did she happen to appear here?

“You, are you Souma?”

“Um, yeah. I’m Souma…”

As I confirmed, I started wondering how she knew my name.

The reason Hisame had been called the mercy of Nekomimineko was because anywhere other than inside the Demon Lord’s castle, she would randomly appear and help out the player.

Within events and quests such as the Royal Capital Invasion which were unavoidable once certain conditions were met, there were some that required a certain level of firepower to clear. There were many cases where one would save right before one of those events, only to find out that they were too weak and couldn’t clear the event, and finding themselves stuck.

However, even in those cases there was still a ray of hope.

The appearance of Hisame was random and did not have that high of a probability, but when she does appear she helps the player for nothing in return.

Her strength was honestly probably stronger than that of a player who had cleared the game, so when she is helping, the case of being unable to clear the event because the enemies are too strong would never happen.

What’s more, whether because of a bug or some other reason, she would still naturally appear even after the Demon Lord’s Blessing. Well, based on that one might think that she was a character that couldn’t be married, but it had been shown that she could join your party and even be married.

Near the end of the Nekomimineko popularity poll she was tied for first with Princess Shelmia, but then it was confirmed that the princess was a character that couldn’t be married, so Hisame ended up shooting ahead.

I’ve gone quite off topic, but that was the helpful character she is, and even when meeting the player for the first time she would offer to help with, “Do you require my help?”

There shouldn’t have been any meeting events other than that, and I definitely had not heard of any developments in the form of waiting in front of the inn and asking the player’s name.

Facing my cautious self, Hisame calmly opened her mouth.

“I… accept various requests from people, to pass my daily boredom.”

“Eh? O-Okay…”

I knew that. Or rather, she really was helping the player just because she was bored huh.

“I found a request, if you can call it that, in this town.”

“A request?”

I couldn’t tell where this was going at all.

“Yes. It said that in this town, there was a horrible pervert who deceives females with fake identities, threatens them with various devious movements, lures them into dark caves with verbal trickery, and violate their bodies with the lure of escape, and that they wanted this person to be brought to justice.”

“That’s… quite horrible.”

I could somewhat start to see where this conversation was going now. Strangely, each phrase seemed to sound familiar for some reason.

But the biggest hint was from Train Girl beside me, who had turned pale and started shaking when she heard those words.

“Um, just wondering, but, where did you see that request?”

“It was posted on the bulletin board in the town plaza.”

The moment Hisame said this, Train Girl froze.

(It . was . that . time . huhhhhhhhh!!)

Back when we visited the Skyboat platform.

When I told Train Girl to go ahead to the shops, I think she said something like this.

《Roger! Ah, but you better come soon! If you don’t, I’ll slander you all over the bulletin board in the plaza!》

At that time, Train Girl had probably half jokingly posted this on the board. Then, she completely forgot about it. She probably never imagined that someone like Hisame would end up seeing that…

(Summoning someone like the Helping Cheeter as an enemy is seriously out of my expectations!)

Just as I had started to see her in a new light, she does something amazing.

You really can’t underestimate Train Girl.

“N-No, that’s!”

Train Girl tried to explain to Hisame. But, Hisame interrupted her.

“Don’t worry. This will be over quickly.”

Declaring that, her hand moved slightly.


Even then, I continued to look at her cat ears.

That’s why, the moment I saw her cat ears curl up, I reactively used Step.




Having jumped backwards, what I saw was Hisame, who had appeared in front of me in an instant, and a glint of silver that had passed through where I was standing a moment earlier, as well as,

“Oh? So you were able to dodge that.”

twitching, her cat ears.


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17 thoughts on “Part 1

    • This is actually a good pretext for Souma to dump Train Girl and leave Ramlich, assuming he’s done with Marimite dojo. I’m certain he’s going to ascribe this vicissitude to “Nekomimineko quality”, but if he can convince her he’s disappointed in her, the probability she’ll follow him to the Royal Capital should drop precipitously…

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      • Well if MCs in Japanese stories had balls then I’d expect something like that but since they generally let people walk all over them then I expect there to be no consequences for her putting up a bounty on him.


  1. Obviously the marriage trap was done intentionally by the staff. If the players had shit taste and didn’t want to marry the nekomimi their games deserved to be broken.


  2. Wow, those ears…. Mitsuki-chan is my new waifu~

    Sadly even though Train girl is cute, he will have to leave her… that train is just too stronk!

    Thank you for the chapter.


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